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Written by mrhotlanta   
Monday, 04 May 2009 09:30


First it was a sore throat. Then, aches. Finally, a sneeze. That was the last draw. I grabbed my insurance card and headed for the doctor, where I am happy to report, my test for the Swine Flu came back positive. Finally, some good news, right? Maybe all I needed was for a break to go my way.

Of course, I had been pretty worked up. When I think of a Swine Flu epidemic, I don't think about a weekend spent vomiting into a sombrero. No sir, I think about that last scene in the dwarf-fi classic, Willow. You know the one - when the good guys are all waiting to attack the evil Bavmorda, and from that Evita ledge she turns them into pigs? ("Pigs...You're all pigs!") Man, if that is what the Swine Flu does to you, I say build that wall, man. No offense, but c'mon. Cause if that happens to us, no amount of vaccination can solve the problem. The only thing you can do at that point is hope that a dirty mouse saunters by your canvas tent, who you can then practice your magic on, sending her through a series of metamorphosis until her gross, wrinkled nude body is cured up on the bearskin rug. You prepared for that? I sure ain't, so lets band together and show this flu the door. ADIOS, SWINE FLU!

Read more from mrhotlanta @ http://thisblogtastesfunny.blogspot.com
Comments (2)
2 Wednesday, 06 May 2009 14:35
floridag8tor
Pigs will fly before there's a black president - oh wait, Obama was elected and now swine flu!!
1 Tuesday, 05 May 2009 21:18
Hotstuffler
Wait, you have Swine Flu? And you're happy about it?
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